Monday, October 26, 2009

Small Town Politics!

When I was a kid my mother told my father over and over again that if he ran for a political office she was taking the kids and leaving. It has been a very long time since I first heard her say it and until very recently I thought she was being a psycho, now I know she wasn't! SMALL TOWN POLITICS SUCK!!!

Small town politics suck because unlike national office or even state, in local politics, you are eating where you shit! In STP(small town politics), you have to try so hard to be nice to everyone and let's face it, that is not going to happen. You need to like your neighbor, your mailman, your cashier at McDonald's, the horrible parent down the street whose kid egged your house, the principle of the school who just refused to help you with your kid, the lady in church who always sings sooo loud and off-key and then gives you dirty looks when your kid dare to talk during the mass, you know EVERYONE! So mom, now I get it, STP SUCKS!

What I am finding most annoying about STP, is how two-faced the players are. The lying and sneaking, I now know where all the popular kids from High School ended up:) The people who somehow believe that they deserve more than all the other people who bust their asses helping out!

What I have decided is that make my mom was not the psycho(let me change that...not psycho about this:) Small Town Politics SUCK and I am sooo not cut-out for the ass-kissing needed to play:)

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